6 juli 2008

Live your life backwards!

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people´s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years, until you´re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 month floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish of as an a orgasm!
Woody Allen

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